Monday, September 14, 2009

CHEM LECTURER

YESSSSS....
This is indeed a priceless expression from my best lecturer ever...
He teaches chemistry but often ask us "I don't understand why you all want to take chemistry. If you are a girl, your soon-to-be mother-in-law will ask you whether you know HOW TO COOK CURRY CHICKEN, add SUGAR or add SALT. They won't ask you whether you know how to do TITRATION or add SODIUM ETHANOATE or add TETRACHLOROMETHANE..."
WE CAN'T DENY THAT HE'S THE BEST IN HIS JOB...
He pushes us hard and tends to make us study everyday...
His starts his lecture with the same words everyday,
"You better STUDY EVERYDAY ah, if not I'll FAIL YOU in your test. I'm SERIOUS. Don't fool around and start to BUCK UP."
IF YOU'RE GOOD MR.DAVID LOH IS BETTER...
In each lesson, he will relate something to himself.
He got a waterproof watch made by the Germans and can be used for deep sea diving.
He got a set of SILVER CUTLERY.
He got a bag from leather OXFORD.
He bought a DIAMOND RING for his wife for their wedding anniversary.
He even got a QUAD-CORE, WINDOW VISTA, 1TERABYTE MEMORY COMPUTER.

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